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The Funny Thing Is... by Ellen DeGeneres
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"Y'all know, information technology'southward hard work to write a volume. I can't tell you lot how many times I really get going on an idea, so my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"Life is brusque. If you dubiousness me, inquire a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to xiv days."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"Showtime thinking positively. You lot will find a difference. Instead of 'I call up I'm a loser,' effort 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy near things! How much more than of a loser can yous exist if y'all don't even know you are one? Either y'all are a loser or you lot are not. Which is it, stupid?"
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"You know, it's difficult work to write a book. I can't tell y'all how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. No wonder I drink so much! Then I get and so drunkard, I can barely feed the babe.

That's what I call myself when I'yard drunk, "The Baby."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"When I await dorsum on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't endeavor to terminate me. Just a friendly alarm, "You lot may regret this," would have been fine."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"...To be honest, I'd be the concluding person who should exist doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yeah, I realize there'southward nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that'southward why, at the height of the planting flavor, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"Do y'all experience insecure because you go on getting the nagging feeling that y'all're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you lot, my friend. You take no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely correct on target. Y'all are not that smart. But I take more than skillful news for you. You are also not alone."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Affair Is...

"In that location are all sorts of books offer advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?"
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of life, even if it means hurting your eyes."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"Kickoff thinking positively. You volition notice a departure. Instead of "I think I'm a loser," endeavor "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy nigh things! How much more of a loser can you exist if you don't even know yous are one? Either you are a loser or yous are not. Which is it, stupid?"
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Affair Is...

"Enjoy your life. God gave usa our bodies as a souvenir. (Granted, to some of united states it'southward kind of a gag gift, but that's okay besides.) Vesture what you want, honey who you want, and have fun."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Affair Is...

"...in that location are a lot of cocky-righteous people out there. And if you effort to arrange your life to please them...you're just going to become crazy and take a chance being equally unhappy as these cocky-righteous kooks are."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

"I guess what I'm trying to say is, at that place are a lot of self righteous people out there. And if you effort to adjust your life to please them - by the way y'all dress, your sexuality, or the donkey faces you similar to make - you are simply going to get crazy and gamble being as unhappy as these self righteous kooks are.
So enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift.(Granted, to some of usa it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Article of clothing what you want, love who you desire, and take fun."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Affair Is...

"What doesn't kill you makes yous stronger.'

I've revised this saying to brand information technology more than authentic:

'What doesn't impale you puts yous in a whole lot of pain and makes you cry a lot and want to crawl in a hole forever and alive with rodents."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Affair Is...

"When you decide to get on a nutrition, information technology's never because y'all feel great and want to reward yourself by reducing your food intake and exercising more."
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

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